Are you one of the thousands of people who wish to come to the U.S. legally? If so, there’s a new bureaucratic hurdle you must jump. You may as well sneak through the Mexican border. It would be easier. We’re not the only country dealing with illegal immigration, obviously, but Russia has solved their problem by banning the Movement Against Illegal Immigration altogether. I wonder what our government has in store for Arizona? Down in Brazil, the police have received high-tech facial scanning glasses not for public safety, per se, but to track the crowds at the upcoming World Cup games in 2014 and root out troublemakers. We’re not allowed to have fun anymore, it seems. Over in Britain, Captain Picard has thrown his support behind the right to assisted dying, legitimizing suicide for thousands of loyal Star Trek fans. Is this the final frontier? The BBC already aired its propaganda piece about that subject, but now it’s under fire after some leaked documents link it to al-Qaeda activity. Those boys from Eton are always up to something. Britain could be holding the bill for poor air quality during the Olympic Games, which just goes to show you that we never really win in this system.